A parrot and a magician
A luxurious cruise ship was traveling somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean. A magician is performing a suspenseful magic act. The first thing to disappear is his hat.
Then, from behind the audience a parrot starts yelling "It's behind him, It's behind him!" The magician, obviously upset, continues his show and a rabbit disappears.
Again the parrot is heard yelling "It's under the table, it's under the table!" And so forth, every time the magician made something disappear, the damn Parrot kept bothering the magician yelling from behind the audience.
Right after the show the cruise ship hits an iceberg and sinks. The only survivors are the magician and the parrot who both held on to a big board, neither one saying a thing.
After a few hours the Parrot reluctantly says: "OK, I give up. Where is the damn boat?"
from Living In Peru
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